Mainly reblogs, but some are original. College student just trying to figure out my life. Been through the good and bad. But during those times, I've learned life lessons.

Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.

—Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

(Source: humblebackbones)

leaf-dog:

femalewrappers:

who is this and why did she copy iggy azalea

DUDE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING?!?!

leaf-dog:

femalewrappers:

who is this and why did she copy iggy azalea

DUDE PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING?!?!

(Source: loveonstereo)

onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

(Source: shittyteenblog)

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

fussyfangss:

amydoesthings:

pleatedjeans:

via

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

(Source: theblogofeternalstench)

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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(Source: skeletonspookies)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

(Source: 69kmh)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it